|3 Exciting Ways to Invite Firefighters, EMT’s and Plumbers to Your Thanksgiving
|1. Don’t use that pesky grease catch under your turkey. It’s way better to cook the turkey directly on the oven rack, allowing the oils to run onto the flames or heating element. This creates an exciting oven fire guaranteed to bring firefighters to the rescue.
2. Thawing turkey is so boring. Just throw a frozen one in the fryer! Frozen turkey and 400 degree oil are an exciting combination. Geysers of hot oil will fly through the air resulting in desirable third-degree burns and potentially igniting yard-engulfing flames.
3. Save time by putting all the food down the disposal at the same time. What a waste of time putting the food down the disposal little bits at a time and then running hot water to flush it through. Instead, shove it all down there to save time! Your local plumber will LOVE to hear from you on Thanksgiving evening!
Now lets hope none of these things happen, but if they do?????? Are you covered with your home owners insurance? Give me a call so that we can discuss your home owners coverages and make sure you have the right coverages at the right price.
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